Life is a maze and love is a riddle.
  • katyissuperawesome:

    fuckyeahcourtneyy:

    This is the greatest knock knock joke in the history of all knock knocks jokes ever told, ever.

    I think my favourite thing about this is the poor guy asking them not to do this again. how many times has this happened. he knew what was going to happen at the start. is this a regular occurrence

    (Source: shittinggold, via kristatheseercat)

  • breezerk:

    nevver:

    I feel fine/nothing, Laura Splan

    hahahhaahahah

    (via lilacsanpeonies)

  • flufferoon:

    I’m really good at avoiding social hangouts and then feeling lonely and guilty afterwards

    (via defenestrating-things)

  • maybesomedayillloveyouagain:

    Elie Saab - Spring Summer 2014

    this dress is stunning

    (Source: gam-ora, via thecostofsurvival)

  • Anonymous
    ur not a girl dude just stop

    somethingruthless:

    dajo42:

    ah! just hold one for one second…

    i’m looking in my handbag for a fuck to give about you but it seems mostly empty…

    except for this old thing…

    i wonder what that could mean.

    actually i don’t wonder. that was a lie i just told. sorry about that. but what i’m not sorry about is what i am, what i know i am and what i know i will still be tomorrow even if i get a hundred more messages like this.

    do you think you’re being original? do you think you can just tell me to stop and i will? that’s like telling the sun not to like, idk, be the fucking sun. it’s not happening. give up.

    the other thing is, your message is tame. it’s so mild. you’re like a little drop of water in a sea of hot sauce. i get death threats, i get people telling me i’m going to hell, i get people who sincerely want to hurt me just because of who i am.

    and i’m still fucking doing it.

    but little arrogant plot holes like you think you can just tell me to stop.

    no, you wet toaster. no.

    i am a fucking queen and i will be a woman for as long as i know myself to be one. you will be a damp fork for as long as the universe continues to exist.

    anyway if you’re done being a century old sock i’m going to go be a woman somewhere you’re not being a human embodiment of chapped lips

    these insults are by far the most amazing things i’ve ever seen

  • gerard-you-little-shit:

    superherotimelorddetective:

    choc-o-late:

    est-offensa-et-mirari:

    deppsydoodle:

    deppsydoodle:

    why is peter pan always flying?

    he neverlands

    I love this joke because it never grows old

    It has a nice hook.

    This doesn’t make sense. I’m lost, boys

    MAYBE THIS IS WHY TINKERBELL IS ALWAYS FUCKIN PISSED OFF

    (via kristatheseercat)